AAIGHT EFF DIS BLOG I'M OUTS

SADHORNS.COM/MAYHOUSE4L

P.s.- No story about drunk parallel parking except that I was trying to do it (not fully drunk, just a little buzzed) the other day and it is fucking HARD. I do not recommend/condone it. Then I was thinking it would be a funny blog/book/band name. If I was in a pop punk band. Which I am. 

Sad HORNS, sad HORNS, sad HORNS

omg

I am laughing out loud at chilejake. What about "STAY WHAT WE WERE"?

What about "The Blog About Thinking of What to Call Our Blog"?

Seriously though, it's been like a month.

p.s. I like "sadhorns" too, and everything related to earthquakes. What is this about drunk parallel parking? I feel like there's a story behind this Moira, and I want to know it goddammit.

Actually, how about just chilejake?

The beat goes on

I like Stay What We Are. 

Other suggestions:

Sippin 40z

Since We've Been Gone

Sad Horns

Wash Your Dishes, Goddamnit

Bone Zoners/z

There's An Earthquake Upstairs

Drunk Parallel Parking (not necessarily May House related but still pretty funny/difficult)

I listen to Morrissey

How about DEPRESSION EXPRESSION ? Perhaps that name is more accurate to my life and not so much to all of yours.

a first in history

J,

I am BEYOND AMAZED that you are the person that is really INTO THIS. Like...I don't have words. So I will stop here.

But what you're saying is you want to do something other than "Anne Frankenstein"? Something more May-house related?

Love,
Cupcup.

May House Musings?  Santa Cruz Diaspora?  Stay What We Are?  We really do need to get this thing off the ground.

firstworld-blowjoblems

dear may house babies,

i really KANT believe we haven't gotten serious yet.

i say that we should decide so we can stop dilly-dallying about and so big z (holler!) can help us to pimp our blog.

in case you all are new to the WWW, "firstworldproblems" is already taken:
website 1 and also website 2 and SLASH i already say "first world problems" approximately 300-700 times a day, so having one more first world problem to talk about in blog-form would just be too much of a mindfuck.

sooo get your shits together and figure out a name so i can start posting useless things 24/7.

Caitlin, I love thee

I also like First World Problems, hear, hear. 

My second post is going to be an homage to Glen Perry.

I'm going to keep telling you guys what I'm going to post about and then not actually post them. 

You Don't Want To Know How Long It Took Me To Figure Out How To Post

I like First World Problems. It seems to be the most accurate.

Yes, yes, y'all

Aight. Number 1: I'm down with Anne. Number 2: My first post is going to be about pop punk. Number 3: Let's get this shit started and stop dilly dallying around already. 

Blue House Blog.  First World Problems is pretty good, too.

the ruuuuuuuuush

i'm conflicted. on one hand, may house probs single handedly paid the rush's rent for the next decade and we all probably collectively spent a decade of our lives there; on the other, one of the last times i was there i was hit on by a sixty year old man and someone who likes reggae got a hold of the jukebox. one time i slipped in spilled beer and ate shit there. two to twenty times i almost got in fights there. ten thousand times i got pool-cued in the head. ten million times we had sing-a-longs.

as you can see, i am quite conflicted on the topic. anne frank, the frankenstein variety in particular, has never done me wrong.

I DON'T KNOW
I JUST DON'T KNOW.

we have to be so down with it, whatever it is, before we can all get down.

How's this for a name: therushinnians? 

last night in my drunken stupor i had a dream about all of us blogging. trust.

wut it do wut it do